Turns Out I Am Not A Teen Domainer


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I don't really know how to put this but I am 48 years old. Hardly a teen domain but it just seemed so much easier to pose as a teendomainer.

I figured if I was a normal old male domainer with a blog no one would ever read what I have to say, so I claimed to be a teen. This way no one laughs about the couple bucks I make a month because for a teen its quite good money, but if you all knew I was a real adult you would not be as forgiving and kind to me.

Some people might say well we have seen you at those south Florida domaining events. Actually you have seen someone who is related to me. Thats my son who knows a little about domains and I give him some extra allowence to pretend to be me and talk with other domainers. My son loves doing it and its worked really well he says you guys are so much fun! He even really enjoyed last night and wants to thank John and the South Florida Domainers for a killer meetup party last night!

Posing as a teen also has other advantages. Many of the older guys are willing to share some secrets with a teen because they know what it is like to be young and remember what it was like when they started out. So I have learned so much from all of your secrets.

On to minisites, even though they do work quite well for me, I just don't think it is cool for an adult domainer to talk so much about minisites about camping and running. So when a teen domainer does it becomes alright and no one is like minisites are dead, well a few people still do.

And my drop lists, well if you have ever seen one of my lists you can tell I like product domains with some searches that can be picked up for not too much and developed. Its great to say I like the low cost names because of my low teenager budget! I still have to use my lunch money to buy domains.

Overall, its been fun pretending to be a teen domainer. It made me feel young again, I remember the days when the internet was invented and wish I would have jumped in the game earlier, but I did not and its much easier to say I was not born when the first .com rush happened than say I just did not thing .com would ever been worth anything.

Enjoy April 1st and Watch Out!.

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Comments

10 Responses to “Turns Out I Am Not A Teen Domainer”

  1. Mars Davis
    April 1st, 2011 @ 9:07 am

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    Brian, whether you are a teen or not… your content has been a tremendous inspiration.

    April Fools!
    Mars
    PS. I really do appreciate your content! Thank you.

  2. todaro
    April 1st, 2011 @ 9:08 am

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    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… what day is today?

  3. DomainPig
    April 1st, 2011 @ 9:09 am

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    I was always wondering what’s going to happen
    when you get older and your domain is teendomainer :)

    It made me laugh when I read this post, its very funny! Lots of domainers were
    helping you because they though you were
    young. LOL

    Every post you have done I always wished I was like you when I was younger doing all this hard work. So I don’t feel so bad partying so much in my younger years now.

  4. DomainPig
    April 1st, 2011 @ 9:11 am

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    April fools? Did you just fool me?

  5. Jon
    April 1st, 2011 @ 9:21 am

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    Good one Brian!. Now I don’t feel so bad pretending to be Tom Cruise!. :)

  6. Keith
    April 1st, 2011 @ 9:34 am

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    Well, that certainly made me laugh. I also have a confession! I’m not really a guy! ha,ha

  7. Adam
    April 1st, 2011 @ 12:29 pm

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    LOL! soon name it seniordomainer.com :)

  8. Trico
    April 1st, 2011 @ 2:12 pm

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    “I don’t really know how to put this but I am 48 years old.”

    Brian,

    Do you realize you just lost all your readers from NAMBLA?

  9. Poor uncle
    April 1st, 2011 @ 6:25 pm

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    Good one u almost fool me. I should change my blog to poornephew.com. Hahaha actually I was right there when it all started. But I was investing in dot crash instead of dot com. Great to be living in America. So many investment opportunity.

  10. Adi Weitzman
    April 6th, 2011 @ 7:51 pm

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    I actually started calling my friend to tell him until I realized the April Fools message. Very funny though.

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